Sexy horoscopes!

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   ARIES - The Aggressive_ (March 21 to April 19) **
   **Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny...
   Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and
   family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being
   generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be
   'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours.
   Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
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   TAURUS - The Tramp_ (April 20 to May 20)**
   **Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a
   good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but
   for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people
   in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring
   person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they
   will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One
   of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on
   earth! 

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   GEMINI - The Twin_ (May 21 to June 20)**
   **Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at
   confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
   Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell
   people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great
   at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic
   and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy.
   VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out.   Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 

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   CANCER - The Beauty_ (June 21 to July 22)**
   **MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a
   kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your
   life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane,
   respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely
   random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life
   of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into
   their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a
   passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick
   your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!
   

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   LEO - The Lion_ (July 23 to August 22)**
   **Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy
   but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem
   becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend
   to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost
   anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
   Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
   Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

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   VIRGO - The One that Waits_ (August 23 to September 22)**
   **Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always
   wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to.
   Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to
   gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything.
   They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others
   but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something
   untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not
   forgive and never forget. The one and only.

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   LIBRA - The Lame One_ (September 23 to October 22)**
   **Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly,
   funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will
   ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with...
   you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can
   prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years.
   Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports
   and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
   

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   SCORPIO - The Addict_ (October 23 to November 21)**
   **EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will
   try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic.
   Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive.
   Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at
   times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good
   at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over
   loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is
   disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.
 
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   SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One_ (November 22 to December 21) **
   **Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves
   being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of
   the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad
   mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence
   forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a
   sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private
   person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish
   often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
   everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
   sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
   meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess
   with- you might end up crying.

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   CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover_ (December 22 to January 19)**
   **Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and
   annoying to some.  Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find
   a job or something they like to do they put their all into it.
   Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long
   relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool.
   Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's.
   Likes to cook but would rather go out
   To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

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   AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water_ (January 20 to February 18) **
   **Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being
   in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project.
   Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized.
   Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme
   thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be
   VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story.
   Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but
   will knock your lights out.  *
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   PISCES - The Partner for Life_ (February 19 to March 20)**
   **Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very
   organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word.
   Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to
   be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring.
   They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short
   end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt
   because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good
   sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly,
   fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who
   they allow their friends to be.